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The Pirates of the 'Ville!

moshingyogiDec. 13th, 2005 11:17 am Fiddle de de...

...A pirates life for me.

Bail bail bail! Taking on water due to inclimate weather!

Bail, you scurvy dogs!

Bail, for all you have.

Or learn to swim, and quick!

Current Mood: who cares? Bail, damnit!

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moshingyogiDec. 4th, 2005 10:15 am Good News about piracy!

Pirates,

You must all be commended on your part in saving the world from global warming!  There is a direct correlation between the number of pirates and the average global temp. (well somewhat...).  So give yourselves a good ARRRGG! and a slap on the back, unless you have a hook. 

And according to my resources, we had a wonderful raid on the set of a particular movie that defames our line of work!  Way to go pirates!  Sure they can play a goofy pirate on the big screen, but can they stand up to real pirates in really real life? Nooo.  Damn wussy men.  Ha!

ARRRRGG!!!

-Your Illustrious Industrious Leader

 

Current Mood: Proud

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moshingyogiNov. 21st, 2005 10:11 pm Go south young pirates!

The Merry Jerry is setting sail for Florida! How the hell is that possible?

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blacksphearvoidNov. 19th, 2005 06:05 am Dear Journal, it's been a few days since my last entry........

Remember how I said we were sailing on the high seas? That would have been bad.

It's even worse, we haven't made it to the sea yet, we're on a river. A river? What kind of pirates, er, pirate on a river?

The second night out the Captain and all of the crew decided to go down below deck and drink a lot of rum. They set me on watch up in that drafty crow's nest.

It was a good thing too because we almost ran aground on an island...in a river... that is called 18 mile island. (And I thought 3 mile island was bad, I imagine this would have been about 6 times worse.)

I shouted a warning down to the wheel to turn to port.

Well as you can imagine, that when you're on a boat full of drunk pirates and you shout port, they thought I was talking about more alcohol and not the direction left.

In all the mayhem and confusion, Gecosan fell overboard and it wasn't for several minutes before anyone realized that he was missing.

But in the end, all's well that ends well, I suppose.

More later

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moshingyogiNov. 18th, 2005 09:13 am lost at river, sea, or some odd body of water....

Now where the hell are we?

The red sun woke the crew, hung over bunch of slobs... Apparently the captain is a lousy drinker.  The hung over captain, moshingyogi  was draped over the wheel and dislodged the Merry Jerry from it's spot on 18 mile island.  Now our heroes/villans are adrift somewhere.  It's warm, but other than that it's just water as far as the eye can see. 

wiznardo , the mostly great and somtimes fabulous, is swabbing the deck for smarting off to the captain during a game of Presidents and Assholes.  blackshearvoid  has been realived of his poop decking duties and put on full time watch for anything.  Better find something good.

theprophesy  has been increasing his ranting, some sort of doomsday cry.  Something about large squid, and beware of the tides of March.  Hmm..... 

theshadowcaster  was belived to had made an appearance at some point in the night.  The only thing to verify that would be the numerous empty Miller light bottles.  If he's hung over he's lucky to be where he is, bright bright sun rising.  It's going to be a hot one.

Current Mood: curiouslost and hung over
Current Music: Yo ho, blow the man down!

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moshingyogiNov. 17th, 2005 09:15 am ARrRRRggggggHhHHhFFFFFfffRRrreeeezzzing!!

All pirates are below deck swilling rum, vodka, NyQuil and anything that can take the edge off this cold snap.  The illutrious captain, moshingyogi , has taken up knitting things with ruffles out of steel wool. 

theshadowcaster  is happy where he's at.  The only one on board who is.  But I guess being undead has it's conveniences sometimes;)

Looks like ceasar_agumbus  is about to start singing something new.  He's on 79 bottles of beer on the wall, well Woodchuck in his case.  The words are starting to slur.

wiznardo  has found the bottom of the NyQul bottle.

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blacksphearvoidNov. 16th, 2005 09:37 pm Dear Journal.....

Well, now I've found myself in a pickle. I'm at sea aboard a ship of pirates. Apparently when I thought I was answering a help wanted ad, I was actually hiring on as crew for a pirate ship.

I guess that means I'm now a wanted man and not in the most desirous way.

I spent some sime exploring the ship and my jobs are to swab the deck or to freeze my butt off way up in the crow's nest looking for ships to plunder or lands to raid.

Well, that's all I have time to note for now.

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moshingyogiNov. 15th, 2005 11:28 pm Gail force winds, torrential downpours!!

AHHH!!! We've been barraged by a cascading downpour for the last day and a half.  Everyone is wet, cold, and tired.  That is aside from theshadowcaster  and geckosan .  Neither showed up on deck for the storm.  I'm starting to wonder about the boxes of dirt in the cargo hold.  I say next island we dump them. 

Land HOOOOOOOOS!

blacksphearvoid  has spotted 18 mile island.  We'd better stop and check out the boxes, and dry off. 

Still missing the first mate.  I'm wondering what she's been up to lately.  Anyone seen beatlebugg ?  Or has she fallen victim to Jerry Abrahamson's locker?

ceasar_agumbus  is on verse 45 of 99 bottles of beer on the wall.  Everyone is considering making him walk the plank unless he comes up with something good. 

Current Mood: soggy

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moshingyogiNov. 15th, 2005 09:06 am Merry Jerry sets sail for St. Louis

I think the boat's name is certainly got to be the Merry Jerry, in honor of our mayor.  However I think we should have a number of dingy lying about, be it that I can't drive, err...sail so well. So here are our dingy names as provided by blacksphearvoid:</span>

What 'da Hell

The Bilge Rat

Raggamuffin Raider

Bucket of Blood

According to the navagator, we're off on the road to Judea....I mean St. Louis.  Boom chica boom chica boom.....

So off the Merry Jerry sails on the Ohio, headed for adventure, and perhaps some beer cheese.  I'm hoping to raid some panties myself, ahhh! RAID VICTORIA'S SECRETS!!!! CHARRRGE!!

But other than pludering, what the hell are we going to do in St. Louis? 

 

Current Mood: crazyPlunder-y
Current Music: Golgatha Tenement Blues-Machines of Loving Grace

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wiznardoNov. 14th, 2005 05:55 pm Navigator's Log (pecan, please)

Pshew, whatta night 'at was... Some of the finest rum me ever dranks, straight from Jamaica: Appleton Estate V/X... But did I have to drink it all at once? Somethin' in me said: "Savor this, you dolt, you won't be gett'n back that way any time soon... 'Tis a long and difficult sail from Louisville to the Caribbean, and I ain't so sure The Merry Jerry can make it.

Yo ho, yo ho a pirates life for me. Now, where's that GPS system?

Current Mood: happyhappy

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