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Song overheard on the Merry Jerry.... - The Pirates of the 'Ville!

moshingyogiMar. 5th, 2006 05:37 pm Song overheard on the Merry Jerry....

"The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything"

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

well I've never been to Greenland
and I've never been to Denver
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
and I've never been to Moscow
and I've never been to Tampa
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

and I've never hoist the main sail
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
and I've never walked the gang plank
and I've never owned a parrot.
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

I've never plucked a rooster
and I am not too good at ping-pong
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
and I've never gotten head lice
and I have never been to Boston in the fall

(pirate captains log 2002
who be this band relient k
and why they be so full of contradictions)

we don't know what he did
but we're down with captain kidd
we don't wake up before lunch
but we all eat captain crunch
we don't smoke, we don't chew
we watch captain kangaroo

and I've never licked a spark-plug
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
and I've never bathed in yogurt
and I don't look good in leggings
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

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From:blacksphearvoid
Date:March 6th, 2006 12:18 am (UTC)

And I've never been to Boston in the Fall (Everybody!)

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From:moshingyogi
Date:March 6th, 2006 12:24 am (UTC)

Re: And I've never been to Boston in the Fall (Everybody!)

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WOOOT! I thought I was alone on that one :)
From:blacksphearvoid
Date:March 6th, 2006 02:48 am (UTC)

Re: And I've never been to Boston in the Fall (Everybody!)

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Nope! There are several tunes that I enjoy from Veggie Tales.
From:moshingyogi
Date:March 6th, 2006 03:13 am (UTC)

Re: And I've never been to Boston in the Fall (Everybody!)

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Having a 2 year old increases the exposure to random silliness like that. We have the Top Ten Silly Song countdown. I love my lips, Barbra Manatee, The song of the Cebu, The hairbrush song, the lot; I have to hear it EVERY DAY. Oh well. Beats the hell out of two year old having a temper tandrum. That grates on ones nerves. She cute, but there are some days....
From:blacksphearvoid
Date:March 6th, 2006 03:30 am (UTC)

Re: And I've never been to Boston in the Fall (Everybody!)

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"Oh! Some would stand in silence while some just scratched their scalps
For the curious ways of the Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps!"