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The Pirates of the 'Ville!

moshingyogiSep. 19th, 2007 04:13 pm After sailing adrift for months, possibly years...

 The pirates came across a not so enchanted isle.  It was called...JEFFERSONVILLE, INDIANA!

"Look, there... in those little pink houses....Hoosiers!" All Pirates were on deck, mouthes agape at the midwest landscape.

"Aye, and thar be Jack, and his wife Diane!" 

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blacksphearvoidSep. 19th, 2007 03:56 pm

Dark water parted before the prow of the ship as it cut it's way through the channel. The wind, warm and salty, was just starting to hint at the coming storm, highlighted by tendrils of lightning racing through the clouds off the stern. It was a storm that was pushing the sails to propel the ship in a race to the light at the port on the otherwise darkened horizon.

The Merry Jerry's crew were battered but unbowed by their year at sea. The world had given them up for lost when they lost contact with them on that fateful voyage. But like a ghost ship of cinematic legend, they had returned.

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moshingyogiApr. 18th, 2006 02:25 pm *rustle of maps and astrolabs clinking*

It appears the Captain and lilybee80 have decided the ship will be sailing south this winter. Aye far south, to where the palms sway, where there are no subfreezing temperatures.

Right now they are both pouring over maps, docking spaces, and villages to ransack for booty. AYE, this is a search for booty, but also for a new life of adventure in a far less landlocked state. Sailing the Ohio is nice and all, but the Atlantic and Gulf? Much prefered to the murk and mire of the commonwealth.

If anyone has suggestions on the route these two should take, do speak up. We intend to plan this journey to the hilt to avoid any mishaps, or being discovered by the Spanish Armada.

Current Location: the Merry Jerry-In the Port of Louisville

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caesar_agumbusMar. 11th, 2006 11:48 pm Jumps up and balances atop the wheel

*sound of clearing throat*
*mememememee*

I put my hand upon her toe, Ya-Ho, Ya-Ho!
I put my hand upon her toe, Ya-Ho, Ya-Ho!
I put my hand upon her toe, she said, "Hey baby you're way too low!"
Get in get out I'm talking about, Ya-Ho, Ya-Ho, Ya-Ho!

I put my hand upon her knee, Ya-Ho, Ya-Ho!
I put my hand upon her knee, Ya-Ho, Ya-Ho!
I put my hand upon her knee, she said, "Ya gotta be kidding me!"
Get in get out I'm talking about, Ya-Ho, Ya-Ho, Ya-Ho!

I put my hand upon her thigh, Ya-Ho, Ya-Ho!
I put my hand upon her thigh, Ya-Ho, Ya-Ho!
I put my hand upon her thigh, she said, "Hey babe, you got one more try!"
Get in get out I'm talking about, Ya-Ho, Ya-Ho, Ya-Ho!

I put my hand upon her twat, Ya-Ho, Ya-Ho!
I put my hand upon her twat, Ya-Ho, Ya-Ho!
I put my hand upon her twat, she said, "Oh baby, now that's the spot!"
Get in get out I'm talking about, Ya-Ho, Ya-Ho, Ya-Ho!

I put my cock right in her mouth, Ya-Ho, Ya-Ho!
I put my cock right in her mouth, Ya-Ho, Ya-Ho!
I put my cock right in her mouth, she said, "Mm mm mm mm mm, mm mmph!"
Get in get out I'm talking about, Ya-Ho, Ya-Ho, Ya-Ho!

*tempo slows*
And now she lies in a wooden box, Ya-Ho, Ya-Ho!
And now she lies in a wooden box, Ya-Ho, Ya-Ho!
And now she lies in a wooden box, *tempo resumes* from sucking to many damn yankee cocks!
Get in get out I'm talking about, Ya-Ho, Ya-Ho, Ya-Ho!
Get in, get out... I'm talking about... Ya-Ho, Ya-Ho, Ya-Hoooooooooooooooooooo!

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moshingyogiMar. 7th, 2006 02:08 pm the Merry Jerry floats further out to sea....

"Yarg! Whar the fuck are we?" exclaimed her Highness and lowly scumminess, the Captain.

"I don't care," sighed Blacksphearvoid,"I don't wanna be a pirate anyway..."

"Oh hell." Just then a thought occured to the Captain, could they have gotten so off track they ended up near...the Isle of the Lotus-eaters? "Lazy crew, check, nothing getting done, check, pirates sitting around eating lotus, check....damnit."

Where's the ipacac when you need it? What happens to our lazy, lost, and otherwise apathetic crew? Stay tuned....

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moshingyogiMar. 5th, 2006 05:37 pm Song overheard on the Merry Jerry....

"The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything"

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

well I've never been to Greenland
and I've never been to Denver
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
and I've never been to Moscow
and I've never been to Tampa
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

and I've never hoist the main sail
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
and I've never walked the gang plank
and I've never owned a parrot.
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

I've never plucked a rooster
and I am not too good at ping-pong
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
and I've never gotten head lice
and I have never been to Boston in the fall

(pirate captains log 2002
who be this band relient k
and why they be so full of contradictions)

we don't know what he did
but we're down with captain kidd
we don't wake up before lunch
but we all eat captain crunch
we don't smoke, we don't chew
we watch captain kangaroo

and I've never licked a spark-plug
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
and I've never bathed in yogurt
and I don't look good in leggings
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

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moshingyogiFeb. 26th, 2006 10:00 pm Pirates and Pussy :) Yo ho ho!

http://www.thebootytrap.com/pirates%20and%20cats.htm

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moshingyogiJan. 4th, 2006 10:37 pm Little pirate in training

Never to young to start them in piracy;)

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moshingyogiJan. 1st, 2006 11:28 pm Meet our new mascot!

This would be the story of Chris the Ninja Pirate

All good pirates should get a kick out of this guy.  How useful would it be to have a ninja pirate!?

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moshingyogiDec. 20th, 2005 06:24 pm Ho ho ho...ooooooh fuck it.

Sailing around the Christmas Islands around this time of year is risky. Choppy waters, and far too many of the Armada out there. But are we pirates or are we lilly livered yellow bellied land lubbers? The booty I have plundered from these islands is great. Yes, will put a smile on all the wenches faces...

You could almost call me Capt. Claus... but don't or I'll make you walk the plank, ya' scurvy dawgs!

Current Mood: jolly and bright

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